Twitter User Creates Hilarious Thread of Popular P0rn Stars That Compare To NBA Players (TWEETS)
This is the type of content social media was created for.
On Sunday, Twitter user @DaMightyChiefs took to the popular social media site and created a hilarious thread comparing some of the biggest NBA players to popular porn stars.
For LeBron James, he compared to Abella Danger with the description: “Abella Danger is like LeBron James because shes the best in the game. She’s versatile in both ends of the floors(Lesbian and Straight). The D always surrounds her and shes very good with the ball. Shes also clutch when it matters.”
Pornstar: Abella Danger AKA LeBron James
Abella Danger is like LeBron James because shes the best in the game. She’s versatile in both ends of the floors(Lesbian and Straight). The D always surrounds her and shes very good with the ball. Shes also clutch when it matters. pic.twitter.com/9SzYMK07gH
— Twiter is my full time job 🥶 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant was compared to Ash Kash: “Ash Kash like Ja Morant because shes young and new to the game but already a legend. She has the potential to go far in the sport. Sacrificing her body for the long run. Shes also a fan favorite. Shes good at attacking the rim and leaving nothing left.”
Pornstar: Abella Danger AKA LeBron James
Abella Danger is like LeBron James because shes the best in the game. She’s versatile in both ends of the floors(Lesbian and Straight). The D always surrounds her and shes very good with the ball. Shes also clutch when it matters.
pic.twitter.com/9SzYMK07gH— Twiter is my full time job 🥶 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Enes Kanter was Mia Khalifa: “Mia Khalifa is like Enes Kanter because she had one good season and everyone thinks shes amazing. Shes hated by her country just like Enes. Her boobs are the size of the turkey kurdish monster. Her body frame gives her advantage to be on top of D.”
Ash Kash AKA Ja Morant
Ash Kash like Ja Morant because shes young and new to the game but already a legend. She has the potential to go far in the sport. Sacrificing her body for the long run. Shes also a fan favorite. Shes good at attacking the rim and leaving nothing left. pic.twitter.com/ARCeFtZumJ
— Twiter is my full time job 🥶 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Toronto Raptors star point guard Kyle Lowry was Violet Myers: “Violet Myers is like Kyle Lowry because she has a Humongous Big Grabber Wrabber Juicy Succulent Beatable Eatable Ass. Shes hall of fame worthy, deserves to be an all star, and all around a goat of her franchise.”
Mia Khalifa AKA Enes Kanter
Mia Khalifa is like Enes Kanter because she had one good season and everyone thinks shes amazing. Shes hated by her country just like Enes. Her boobs are the size of the turkey kurdish monster. Her body frame gives her advantage to be on top of D. pic.twitter.com/qhLUh8wKCY
— Twiter is my full time job 🥶 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Chicago Bulls legend Michael Jordan was compared to Johnny Sins: “Johnny Sins is like Michael Jordan because hes the GOAT. Johnny Sins did everything. He was a Firefighter, Doctor, Teacher, ETC. He was there when you needed him the most like The Last Airbender. He is the legend, the myth, the man. Also bald.”
As far as star rookie LaMelo Ball goes, he was compared to Astrid Wett: “Astrid Wett is like LaMelo Ball because she has alot of hype surrounding her. Shes already All Star Caliber and everyone is ready for her next move as a player. She has alot of talent but needs to work on her D work and turnovers on the court.”
Johnny Sins AKA Michael Jordan
Johnny Sins is like Michael Jordan because hes the GOAT. Johnny Sins did everything. He was a Firefighter, Doctor, Teacher, ETC. He was there when you needed him the most like The Last Airbender. He is the legend, the myth, the man. Also bald. pic.twitter.com/ID3TMlvRkp
— Twiter is my full time job 🥶 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Wondering where Stephen Curry fell on this list? He was compared to Lana Rhodes: “Lana Rhodes is Steph Curry because she changed the game. Without Lana Rhodes we wouldn’t have the talent in the league we have right now. She is incredible both sides of the game. Even if she’s slacking on the D her offense will show out. Legendary.”
Zion Williamson was Lena Paul: “Lena Paul is like Zion Williamson because she is built different. She literally had sex with a fan and im not talking an actual person. She has the abilty to be on top of the league but always falls short to due short cumings. Legend in the making.”
Shaq was Crystal Lust: “Crystal Lust is like Shaquille O’Neal because they are both thick asl. They both use their body to their advantage in battle with others. Some say she is the best player of her size and position. D is lightwork to her. BBQ Chicken.”
Russell Westbrook was Riley Reid: “Riley Reid is like Russell Westbrook because they are both overrated and has a mickey mouse mvp. She started her career off good but over time became annoying. She is still good but she doesn’t hit the same anymore. Legend tho.”
Vince Carter is Sara Jay: “Sara Jay is like Vince Carter shes old asl. She has all the traits that you want and was amazing in her prime. Will go down the hall of fame. Hates me and blocked me but I still watch her videos. Tell her to unblock me please I miss her :(“
Honorable Mentions:
Mia Malkova = Kevin Durant
Brandi Love = James Harden
Angela White = Chris Paul
Lisa Ann = Paul Pierce
Adriana Chechik = Collin Sexton
Dani Daniels = Yao Ming
Autumn Falls = Ben Simmons
Kim Kardashian = Derrick Rose
Madison Ivy = Anthony Bennett
