Tom Brady was PISSED Robert Kraft caught a stray during Sunday’s G.R.O.A.T. … and now we know why — roasters were explicitly told NOT to make any happy ending jokes, a directive Jeff Ross ignored!Comedian Andrew Schulz, who was a part of the show, provided a bit of a peak behind the curtain, revealing massage cracks were out of bounds.

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“I think that was 100% real,” Schulz said on his “Flagrant” show, explaining, “The reason why I think it’s real is because they told us no jokes about happy endings with Robert Kraft.”If you missed Ross’ joke, it went like this:

“On the first day of training camp that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft’s office and said, ‘I’m the best decision your organization has ever made,'” Ross said, pausing for applause, before delivering this doozy.”Would you like a massage?” … as the crowd gasped/laughed!

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Brady then got up, approached Ross — known for his savage ability to roast celebs — and said, “Don’t say that s*** again!” … which many people interpreted as a pre-planned bit between the guys.Given Schulz’s revelation, the interaction between Jeff and Tom now feels very real.

Although TB12 was seemingly pissed in the moment, Kraft didn’t harbor any hard feelings, according to Ross himself.
The comedian says he had a good chat with the Patriots owner after the show ended.As for the fan response to ‘The Greatest Roast Of All Time’ — which also starred everyone from Kevin Hart to Bill Belichick and Rob Gronkowski — it was a smash hit!
Eli Manning Takes Brutal Shot At Tom Brady As He Offers Excuse For Missing Netflix Roast

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Tom Brady and Eli Manning (Photos via Getty Images)Eli Manning has revealed why he wasn’t part of the cast that roasted Tom Brady on Sunday night.Brady was the subject of a brutal Netflix roast streamed live from the platform, with Eli’s brother, Peyton Manning, involved. While his name came up several times, especially when Will Ferrell’s iconic Ron Burgundy character took the stage, Eli was not present.

The three-hour event saw former teammates, coaches, and rivals take shots at Brady, even ripping him over his failed marriage. Fans would have probably loved to hear from Eli Manning.

He’s since tweeted that he’s tired of roasting Brady, having already done it twice.

“I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!” he quipped online.

 

The tweet had been viewed 1.6 million times and was closing in on 60,000 likes at the time of writing.

“Put this tweet in the Twitter/X Hall of Fame,” a user commented.

Eli Manning Was A Thorn In Tom Brady’s Side

Tom Brady won seven Super Bowls over the course of his career, but he came out on the losing end on three occasions. Two of those three Super Bowl losses were to Eli Manning and the New York Giants.

Brady is still not over any of his losses.

“I’m not over any of the Super Bowl losses,” he said on his Let’s Go podcast earlier this year. “I am still mad. Sixteen years later, in ’07. I’m still mad, the 2011 Super Bowl, I’m still mad we lost to the [Philadelphia] Eagles.”